More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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How external is "for external use only"?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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