she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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