It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
