ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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