its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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