epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Dear god my vagina.
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