That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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