I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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