My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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