You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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