Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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