Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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