He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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