do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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