fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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