...so i touched it.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The dick lei will go down in squad history
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
