Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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