It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have aggressive nipples.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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