Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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