If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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