i think my mom watched the whole time
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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