Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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My dick has a subreddit
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I want a musical about memes.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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