He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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