Buhtt sex?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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