We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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