he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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