At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So vagazzling was a success
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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