You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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