The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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