just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
being pregnant is like rehab
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize