Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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