I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
