i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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