What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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