Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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