You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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