Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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