Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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