All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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