The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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