While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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