i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
