Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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