I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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