At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
