I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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