new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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