we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The ass gains better be worth it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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