So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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