Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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