I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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