she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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