He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the gays at disneyland are vicious
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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