Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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