Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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