Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?