i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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